Author: golfingsabbatical

The National

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I promised earlier not to forget my camera again.  I’m pleased to say that I didn’t for my visit to the National Golf Club.  Sadly, however, the above (taken as I approached the club) is the only photo I have as the battery packed up on the first fairway.  The club has a pretty good website and anyone wanting to see pictures can see them here.

National has four courses, three (the Old, Moonah and Ocean) at the Cape Schank site where I was.  I was playing with Peter and his wife Sandi and Charles and we were going to play the Moonah, designed by Greg Norman in the morning and the Old, by Robert Trent Jones Jnr in the afternoon.  The forecast was for temperatures in the high 30s with strong winds and a possibility of a thunderstorm.

I hadn’t played  Greg Norman course before and it’s fair to say that his stock is not high amongst those I talk about golf courses with.  The only RTJ Jnr course I had previously played is at Palmares in the Algarve and I really like Palmares a lot.

As we set off on the Moonah the strong winds bit of the forecast had materialised, though the temperatures has not.  I’m not a long hitter but I don’t think I’ve ever hit a 5 iron to a flag 130 yards away before.  I liked the Moonah more than I expected.  It has some slightly forced quirk (a windmill in the middle of a fairway, anyone?) but it’s on excellent land and that land has been used pretty well.  We lost a few balls but it was surprisingly playable in the wind.  The suggestion I had heard is that all three courses at the Cape Schank site were difficult but that the Moonah was the most playable of the three and I think that is fair.

After lunch we ventured out again and it became clear immediately that the forecast heat had now arrived.  I had walked with a trolley in the morning and we had planned to ride carts in the afternoon.  Charles and I decided, however, that we would walk again.  I dispensed with the trolley, which just wasn’t working with my lightweight bag.  I had popped back to the pro-shop to get a drink when Charles saw a tiger snake cross the cart path approaching the first, which he duly reported.  There had been several recent reports of snakes at National.  There are a couple of my balls out there that I’d normally have looked just a bit harder for.  Poisonous snakes may well encourage a speedy round!

The Old Course is on hillier, higher ground than the Moonah.  In fact, in may ways, it is a similar piece of land to the other RTJ course I have played at Palmares.  Like Palmares the site offers some simply stunning views of the ocean and the peninsula.  As a course, the Old just didn’t really work for me.  There are some really good holes (the 2nd has magnificent views but, more importantly, uses the contours to make for a tough but interesting hole) but some really poor ones (the 3rd may well be a real challenge to the long, low single figure golfer, to someone like me and therefore for most golfers, it’s a hole where I’m never going to go for the green in two, despite it being reachable and where I’m going to take pot luck on a lay up to a shallow ledge).  The order the holes are played in changed a few years ago when the new clubhouse was built, which means the course doesn’t quite flow as it should, with some of the hardest holes, presumably intended as a testing finish, coming early in the round.  I actually played pretty well on the Old, being better than handicap most of the way round, I just didn’t enjoy the course nearly as much as the morning.  It seems to me that the Old doesn’t use its land as well as RTJ did later at Palmares, a much more exhilarating, less threatening set up.  The round was very slow and we had a couple of long waits for groups in front of us.  As Doak showed at SAB, a course can be made difficult to score on without beating up the average golfer or taking forever to play.

More than the difficulty, though, it strikes me that there was nothing distinctive about the course.  If it had been on the Costa del Sol or the Algarve it would be one of the better but perhaps not the best courses there.  Nothing about the Old or its style told me I was in Australia.  If I was a member here I’d be spending most of my time on the Moonah, I think.  Sadly, having hit our drives on the 17th the siren sounded as the threatened electrical storm arrived, so we didn’t get to finish the last couple of holes.

Finally, that new clubhouse.  I have commented before on the tendency for Australian clubs to build enormous clubhouses.  I had been told to expect  National’s to exceed expectations.  It is huge.  There’s a two story underground car park and a really well appointed clubhouse.  It’s difficult, though, I think, for that size of building to really feel like a club.  I think it’s better to err on the small side, so that when busy a clubhouse feels full, than have a building feel empty most of the time.  The high ceilings don’t help give it any feeling of intimacy.    Presumably clubs here see these monolithic buildings as an attraction to members.  I can’t help wondering whether they really are, or whether any club is actually a better club for having a bigger clubhouse than its neighbour.

We enjoyed a drink after our game and conversation inevitably turned to Trump and Brexit.  Charles (a psychologist from Washington State) and I agreed to catch up in the UK in future (he’s a member at Ballyliffin as well as the National) and then I headed west to Portsea, where I was staying the night.

Melbourne

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I didn’t have any golf planned for my last day in Melbourne and planned to get into the city and get a feel for it.  My AirBnB in Brighton East had been superb and superbly convenient for the Sandbelt golf courses but I hadn’t got any nearer to the city than St Kilda.

Peter, who had invited me to his place for dinner in Hobart when my flight was cancelled was in town and had suggested dinner last night but we hadn’t been able to make that work.  Instead we agreed to meet for brunch.  Matt had pointed out signs about a fun run in Melbourne this morning but I hadn’t thought more about that until I encountered the Sunday morning traffic:DSCN0428.JPG

We had a very enjoyable brunch and chatted about golf (of course), the city and wine.  Peter suggested I leave my car by the cafe and gave me a lift into the city.

I set out to buy a couple of presents for the boys.  Gregor, as  a Newcastle United fan, wanted the black and white striped shirt of Collingwood, one of the local AFL teams.  It became pretty clear, as I asked where I might get one, that asking for a Collingwood shirt in much of Melbourne is like asking for a Sunderland AFC shirt in the middle of Newcastle.  Not, it is fair to say, everybody’s favourite team.  Anyway, with a little more difficulty than expected I got what I needed and set out to wander around the city.  Melbourne had a really nice feel to it, busy but relaxed.  After an hour or so I found a bar serving very good beer and had a couple while dealing with some correspondence and then continued to walk around.  Perhaps more so than Sydney I really enjoyed the contrast between old and new buildings.DSCN0431.JPGDSCN0430.JPG

After a few very enjoyable hours I headed back to my car on foot.  At the car I looked for somewhere to eat and found a small and apparently quite new bar/restaurant and gave it a go.  The food was of a very high standard.  Four deliciously plump oysters were followed by beautifully seared scallops on a celeriac puree with apple gel:DSCN0448.JPG

And then a chocolate brownie, chocalte ice cream (with PX steeped raisins) and PX sherry creation:DSCN0449.JPG

I’m not normally a big dessert person but this was delicious.

A very relaxing but enjoyable day.  The main theme of this trip has been around golf and I fully intend to return to Australia in future with Lorna, to spend some more time seeing the country rather than its golf courses but, nonetheless, I slightly regret not having allowed more time to see Melbourne.

Human Nature

There have been developments with my job situation.  I hadn’t heard from the firm I am hoping to join for an ominously long time.  I’d been concerned that, spooked as they were by the behaviour of the firm I’m leaving, they’d withdraw their offer.  In the meantime, one of the people I most respected at my old firm had contacted my lawyer and put a spin on the situation which utterly misrepresented what had gone on.

There have been many times this year when my faith in human nature has been severely tested.  This trip has, as it bloody well should have been, been a wonderful if all too brief look at the very best of Australian golf and an even briefer glimpse at Australia as a country.  The fact that it has been as good as it has been, that I have played, at least according to a ranking on display at SAB, 8 of the 10 best courses in Australia, that I have had experiences such as the MCG on Saturday and enjoyed conversation such as that at dinner on Thursday is down to a large number of blokes over here who have in most cases welcomed a stranger with extraordinary generousity and real warmth.  Catching up with old mates like Scott and Sean has emphasised the importance of friendship.

At a time when my faith in human nature has been severely tested, this trip has been a welcome and magnificent affirmation that, actually, there are a lot of genuinely good blokes out there.

The words stick in my throat but thank you, Australia*.

 

*Not that there aren’t some arseholes here, too, of course.  Take David Warner, for example……

The G

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I had mentioned at dinner on Thursday how much I had enjoyed visiting the Sydney Cricket Ground and watching a bit of a game.  The Melbourne Cricket Ground is another iconic Australian cricket ground, home of the annual Boxing Day Test which, famously, regularly attracts a crowd of 100,000 spectators.  Matt, it turned out, is a member of the MCG and he suggested we go and watch the touring South Africans play Victoria in a warm up for next week’s day/night test in Adelaide.

As mentioned above, the MCG holds 100,00 people.  If there were 800 in the ground for this game I missed some of them.  Nonetheless, dressed in a borrowed jacket (and Royal Melbourne tie!) I joined Matt and his 5 year old son Elliott at the “G” for a couple of very enjoyable hours.  The ground is a very new stadium.  Unlike Sydney (or Adelaide or Lord’s) none of the original buildings survive.  Instead there is a huge concrete construction.  And huge is the word.  Wembley, Twickenham and the Millenium Stadium all have similar capacities.  None feel as big.  Inside, however, the members area and surrounds are very well done, feeling historic and celebrating the past of Australian cricket (and AFL, which is also played at the G).

Sadly, the game was a warm up game and the SouthAfricans were happy to settle for batting practice, rather than try to win the game.  That didn’t matter, the ground is an extraordinary place, the Long Room (yes, I know, they’ve also copied the (real) MCC logo) is redolent with the history and watching cricket under lights a new experience.  A very enjoyable evening.DSCN0427.JPG

 

Matt and (possibly) the future of Australian Cricket as the game finishes under lights